"Good," he says. He takes a very sharp knife out of his bag, takes a deep breath, leans over the receptacle for Malkhut, and cuts his own throat.

Over in his corner, Morty makes a muffled noise of horror.

The receptacle fills with blood. Ari's eyes glaze over, then he bursts into flames and returns to life. He looks around, then breaks into an enormous grin and starts cackling for quite some time. He would hug the administrator, if he was sure she wouldn't place him gently in the heart of the sun. Also, if he wasn't covered in blood.