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andaisq ([personal profile] andaisq) wrote2015-01-12 09:59 pm

aesthetically displeasing

Mortimer Halliwell, warlock extraordinaire and small-time crook, is having a remarkably bad day. First he runs out of the good coffee and has to use Folgers. Then the demon he summons to rob a bank for him only speaks Egyptian, which is hell on his throat. Then the demon gets discorporated and tracked back to his lair/duplex, the door of which is currently being battered down by some cheerful blonde madman.

He needs to summon another demon, and he needs to do it fast. He whips out the Black Book, flips desperately through its pages, and arranges the offerings around the iron circle set into the floor of his basement. A phonebook, a pile of dust, a miniature casket, a oh my god he got in screw it he'll do it without the rest!

He forces an immense amount of energy through his body into the summoning. The dust whirls into the air. He screams as his skin crackles and snaps with static. "I summon thee! I summon thee! I summon thee, K-Kh-"

It is possibly the most regrettable sneeze in Mortimer Halliwell's life.

There is a plume of red flame, and there is someone in his circle.
bitterchill: Neutral, amused, innuendo (you don't say)

[personal profile] bitterchill 2015-01-14 04:41 pm (UTC)(link)
"Don't see why. I'm certainly charmed, it seems like that should be a pretty regular thing."
ending_of: (5. amused)

[personal profile] ending_of 2015-01-14 04:43 pm (UTC)(link)
"Other people do not seem to be as charmed by me as you are."
bitterchill: Happy (golly)

[personal profile] bitterchill 2015-01-14 04:46 pm (UTC)(link)
"Well, I'm going to say in the absence of further evidence that they're wrong and I'm right, you're charming, case closed, final decision, no take-backs. Charming and also nice and delightful, in perpetuity."
ending_of: (3. waiting)

[personal profile] ending_of 2015-01-14 05:13 pm (UTC)(link)
"I acknowledge your opinion."
bitterchill: Happy (beamish)

[personal profile] bitterchill 2015-01-14 05:23 pm (UTC)(link)
"That's all I ask!"
ending_of: (4. entertained)

[personal profile] ending_of 2015-01-14 05:25 pm (UTC)(link)
"You are easily satisfied."
bitterchill: Happy (Default)

[personal profile] bitterchill 2015-01-14 05:27 pm (UTC)(link)
"That is not news to anyone, my friend."
ending_of: (2. delighted)

[personal profile] ending_of 2015-01-14 05:29 pm (UTC)(link)
"Yes."